The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

I know body hair bothers some women, but a lot of men like a fluffy partner.

Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.

To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.

I drift along, thinking about the past a great deal. The past is so reliable, so delightful, and the best place to live. I end up there quite often, you know; it's very comfortable and dependable.

It's an old Aboriginal word meaning 'Let's get together and have fun'. They gave us the word because they had no further need for it.

I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.

New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.

He's very, very well-known. I'd say he's world-famous in Melbourne.

I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.

He is a gentleman, and I am a gentleman's daughter. So far we are equal.

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life.

With song titles, I try to keep a healthy sense of humor while saying something at the same time.

The Republican Party is officially a dumpster fire.

Whosoever will reign with Christ in heaven, must have Christ reigning in him on earth

Our public monuments are memorials to the Enlightenment.

Writing of every kind is a way to wake oneself up and keep as alive as when one has just fallen in love.

Economists can be called the worldly philosophers for they sought to embrace in a scheme of philosophy the most worldly of man's activities-his drive for wealth.

An uncle of mine emigrated to Canada and couldn't take his guitar with him. When I found it in the attic, I'd found a friend for life.

Love and hunger rule the world. Ergo, to rule the world, one must master love and hunger.