The truth is like sunlight: It causes cancer.

I try not to let other people's problems problem me.

I love animals, especially with barbeque sauce.

Life.... It's better than the alternative.

[Truman] didn’t want to fight the guy, whatever he was—alien, vampyr or douchebag.

I love Las Vegas because it's the one city less classy than Los Angeles.

Los Angeles is a city made up of refugees from better cities.

That's crazier than a boatload of prostitutes!

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.

There is something revolting about the way girls' minds so often jump to marriage long before they jump to love.

I don’t want to live— 
I want to love first, and live…incidentally.

If something bad happened just do this 3 things.First inhale second exhale and third accept that it happened.

Everyone has his superstitions. One of mine has always been when I started to go anywhere or to do anything never to turn back or to stop until the thing intended was accomplished.

It is quite a three pipe problem, and I beg that you won't speak to me for fifty minutes.

Style is as much under the words as in the words. It is as much the soul as it is the flesh of a work.

Practice is just as valuable as a sale. The sale will make you a living; the skill will make you a fortune.

For me, poetry is an impish attempt to paint the colour of the wind.

Faith keeps the person who keeps the faith.