The truth is that God is to be found in all things - even and most especially in the painful, tragic and unpleasant things.

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

It isn't how much time you spend somewhere that makes it memorable: it's how you spend the time.

We cannot attain the presence of God. We're already totally in the presence of God. What's missing is awareness.

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.

Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful.

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

You know you're getting old when kids start to dress like you used to and movies are made about your teen life.

Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.

You could place one product in a first-run telecast, a second product what that program is rerun, and a third product when the show goes into syndication, and another product when it goes on cable.

To receive children’s love and to come home to a child who runs to you with a hug, among the most powerful emotional experiences available.

Some nights are made for torture, or reflection, or the savoring of loneliness.

Dead or alive, true leaders can inspire an entire army.

As dad would always say, when in doubt- play for time.

Admit you’re jealous, Emma.” “Never, ” she said defiantly. “Just your nipples then. They’re pouting.

The forties are very cool and very pastoral. The fifties look like they're pastoral, and then you get a bit more turbulence.

No one who appreciates the shortness of this life and the eternality of the next can ever say, 'I'm bored'

Some fans keep booing and whistling at me because I'm handsome, rich and a great player. They envy me.

How do you measure whether or not a strategy of economic growth that is articulated by a very smart, capable economist actually yields growth? You can't. But you can influence.

No matter what has happened, you're not a pig-boy; you're an Assistant Pig Keeper!