The truth is, you win the Lotto. That's really how you have to approach it. You're a lottery winner when you get a sitcom and it goes.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you.

From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.

This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it's all true. In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical.

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

There's something I believe wholeheartedly: Cynicism is the true refuge of the pseudo-intellectual, .. Cynicism is easy. Joy is an extremely advanced spiritual and intellectual tenet.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.

A few hours spent reading a book is better than a lifetime of ignorance.

Last will never be more important than commitment. Commitment stacks the odds of a successful relationship in my favor.

As nice an offer as that was, I'm afraid I'm not interested.""I see the job as your only chance for survival.

You don't get to know anybody in a movie until after it's over. You work less together in a film than you do onstage.

The safest words are always those which bring us most directly to facts.

real beauty is never vain.

I want to go to bed richer than when I woke up. The pursuit of wealth is a wonderful thing, but the thing is you have to be honest about it, you have to tell the truth.

If I have a last wish, I want to remember you. In an aimless life, to not even have those memories would be hell.

I'm here, and I do my best to be completely centered at the place I'm at, then I go forward to the next place.

The more ways we have to connect, the more many of us seem desperate to unplug.