The truth will set you free. Either that or it'll get you a punch in the nose.

The natural state of the football fan is bitter disappointment, no matter what the score.

Record stores can't save your life. But they can give you a better one.

It's brilliant, being depressed; you can behave as badly as you like.

I suddenly had a little epiphany: all the books we own, both read and unread, are the fullest expression of self we have at our disposal.

I fell in love with football as I was later to fall in love with women: suddenly, inexplicably, uncritically, giving no thought to the pain or disruption it would bring with it.

For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron.

It's a mystery of human chemistry and I don't understand it, some people, as far as their senses are concerned, just feel like home.

Hard is trying to rebuild yourself, piece by piece, with no instruction book, and no clue as to where all the important bits are supposed to go.

It's no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently or if your favorite films wouldn't even speak to each other if they met at a party.

Radio football is football reduced to its lowest common denominator.

Longing for something fresh, for something no one else has said often leads to bad exegesis.

I never understood, what a starving artist was until I became one.

I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.

Never love for me, only obsession.

I love doing movies that touch people's lives.

To be a true artist you have to play the way you feel not the way others think you should feel.

I think filmmakers, in general... There are some awesome, really great filmmakers - but on the whole, filmmakers, actors, I think they are the biggest bunch of whiny, over-paid babies on the planet.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I always change my hair, but I don't like haircuts!

It wasn't until late in life that I discovered how easy it is to say, 'I don't know.'