The two main hazards of psychoanalysis: that it might fail, and that if it succeeds, you'll never be able to forgive yourself for all those wasted years.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

If the difficult tasks are completed first, then the remaining tasks seem easy.

Single |sin•gle| (adjective) - Too fabulous to settle.

I don't forgive people, but I don't let them bother me either!

I'm a dyed-in-the-wool party man. I don't know just what party I am in right now, but I am for the party.

The leader demonstrates confidence that the challenge can be met, the need resolved, the crisis overcome.

God made Truth with many doors to welcome every believer who knocks on them.

I go to yoga classes as well as practicing myself. I'm always open to new experiences and when I'm in different cities shooting, I try some local classes sometimes.

He who desires anything but God deceives himself, and he who loves anything but God errs miserably.

You know when civilization began? With the invention of the mirror.

We don't have the right to bear arms because of burglars; we have the right to bear arms to resist the supreme power of a corrupt and abusive government.