The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.

You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.

Thank your readers and the critics who praise you, and then ignore them. Write for the most intelligent, wittiest, wisest audience in the universe: Write to please yourself.

I don't mind you thinking I'm stupid, but don't talk to me like I'm stupid.

K is for "Kenghis Khan"; He was a very nice person. History has no record of him. There is a moral in that, somewhere.

In these days of widespread illiteracy, functional illiteracy... anything that keeps people stupid is a felony.

The world is turning into a cesspool of imbeciles.

You must never be afraid to go there.

They minute people fall in love they become liars.

Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste?

I hate being wrong, but I love it when I'm set straight.

There are those who dance the notes and those who dance the music.

Stay I whisper to him. Stay in the car. Stay in this moment. But of course he never does.

Love met with respect and grand style Love - A flirtation with true lovers of love had taken his salvific beginning.

I just talk a lot, that's the problem.

It don't spit or swear or sleep around. I've always maintained I'm the most radical rock'n'roll singer Britain has ever seen.

The sunshine that strikes American roads each year contains more energy than all the fossil fuels used by the entire world.

I've only slept with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?

People come up with stupid ideas all the time. That's why your detergent tells you not to eat it.

You always fashioned yourself as the Empire's harshest Fist, didn't you, Korbolo Dom? As if cruelty's a virtue.

Thank you, God, because I am lucky. Also let's face it, it turns out I'm black. And I'm having a career quite different from lots of people, so I feel doubly lucky.