The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bullpen.

I had bad days on the field. But I didn't take them home with me. I left them in a bar along the way home.

Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.

I don't care how long you've been around, you'll never see it all.

I never took the game home with me. I always left it in some bar.

When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove. Vance Law Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.

I'd like to help you, but you don't drink.

The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bull pen.

War in heaven makes no peace on earth.

On the off-chance you won't live forever, maybe you should try being happy now.

Murder was apparently too common-place in the big city to attract much notice. Poor Luther, thought Lucy, as she headed back to the hotel. Even in death he was only a big fish in a small pond.

I also found that for myself, since I've had no religious education, it was so interesting to see the different versions of heaven and what life on earth means.

Follow me and do exactly what the song says Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people And drink and jump behind the wheel like it was still legal.

Most organisations say they want creativity, but really they do not.

In my home, who is my boss? If you ask my wife she'll say certainly not her. She claims that she can't make me do anything and so she's not my boss. I am. I'm pretty sure, maybe.

What I mean by love ... is this. A sympathetic liking--excited by fancy, directed by judgment--and to which is joined also a most sincere desire of the good and happiness of its object.

Everybody in this country should learn how to program a computer, because it teaches you how to think.

Deemest thou laborOnly is earnest?Grave is all beauty,Solemn is joy.