The two real political parties in America are the Winners and the Losers.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.

There is a tragic flaw in our precious constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.

I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center.

He didn't look like a soldier at all. He looked like a filthy flamingo.

Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.

Perhaps I am the turtle, able to live simply anywhere, even underwater for short periods, with my home on my back.

About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.

Faeries, come take me out of this dull world, For I would ride with you upon the wind, Run on the top of the dishevelled tide, And dance upon the mountains like a flame.

I am not a human being. I am a human BEING. Just be.

Selling a new lie is easy, but not so with un-teaching an old truth.

But nothing is all black in nature.

The presidency has a funny way of making a person feel the need to pray.

I had a few miracles happen out there today.

Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country.

If you want to be famous, you have to do whatever youre doing worse than anyone else in the whole world.

To have properly studied the liberal sciences gives a polish to our manners, and removes all awkwardness.

Though she be but little, she is fierce!