The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.

The only problem is time.

'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.

What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

There have to be people who are vocal about the advancement of knowledge over faith.

Whatever lies in the soul, can never be stolen.

Lies are living beings

You don't get older, you get better.

I actually write my own music whenever I have a chance. I play guitar and sing.

Politics are about power; we cannot evade that truth or its consequences. We dream of a better world but it is in Utopia - that is, nowhere.

I used so much hairspray that I feel personally responsible for global warming!

If a patient wants to live, doctors are impotent.

Fame itself is but an epitaph; as late, as false, as true.

I'm constantly on the go.

Hot legs, bring your Mother, too.