The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'

The religionist is a living fossil, embedded in that rock called faith.

Dream like a child with complete faith and no limits. This is the only way the greatness within you can be awakened.

To be a devout reader was to be an acolyte of solace.

You can't NOT cross the street because you might get hit by a car.

To be thus is nothing, but to be safely thus...

I think something that forces financial institutions to write down underwater mortgages, I think, would be a sensible thing to do.

The fullness or emptiness of life will be measured by the extent to which a man feels that he has an impact on the lives of others.

In some respects I will never die. Because art is immortal. What we leave behind and what we create - the energy that we put out into the world is eternal.

I don't really have much to prove. I can easily go in a comfort zone, make two films a year, hype them because I've signed them as a star, make them cheap and they will be big hits.

. . . you may think I waste my breath Pretending that there can be passion That has more life in it than death