The two-war strategy is just a marketing device to justify a high [military] budget.

Lucius didn’t believe in werewolves. He said that people were too horrible for any other monsters to exist, which he thought was a shame.

It will be like having an extreme close-up in high definition to examine each freckle, while failing to notice whether the person is even wearing pants.

Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshipped.

Are creeds such simple things like the clothes which a man can change at will and put on at will? Creeds are such for which people live for ages and ages.

Who originated that most exquisite of inquisitions, the condolence system?

Science has taught us that what we see and touch is not what is really there.

If we smoke, there's no magic number of cigarettes, or number of years, that we can smoke before we know we'll get lung cancer.

I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.

Sometimes shows suffer from having many cooks in the kitchen.

I grew up in Cazenovia, N.Y. I'm the second of five children, with three sisters and a brother.