The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

As the last curtain falls on a spent year, a new year pirouettes to center stage with the elegance and charm of a prima ballerina – and delivers the promise of peace, hope, love and joy.

Equality and freedom are not luxuries to lightly cast aside. Without them, order cannot long endure before approaching depths beyond imagining.

Such a mysterious business, motherhood. How brave a woman must be to embark on it.

I wondered how they would top the Pirates and skeletons and moonlight, because that's a pretty cool concept.

Ounce for ounce, herbs and spices have more antioxidants than any other food group.

I've been running my whole life. Running into bars, running around the world. But when you have a child, you can't run. That was a revelation.

Jews talk a lot about God. But actually their god, just like Marx said, is money. Cash!

I was always looking for a career that could combine my creative interests with my technical side, and it ends up directing films is the perfect combination.

To try to write love is to confront the muck of language: that region of hysteria where language is both too much and too little, excessive and impoverished.

I'm at Miramax now, where I've actually been treated like a Prince.