The ultimate in wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past.

All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.

Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles.

Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.

A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.

The surest way to get a job done is to give it to a busy man. He'll have his secretary do it.

The bad things you can see with one eye closed. But keep both eyes wide open for the little things. Little things mark the great dividing line between success and failure.

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.

By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.

Bigamy is two rites that make a wrong.

You know, I don’t think your brother dislikes you as much as you think. After all, he gave up a kingdom to stay with his family.

And honestly, if anyone thinks they can get an accurate picture of anyplace on the planet by reading news reports, they're sadly mistaken.

[If] I'm talking about something, that doesn't mean I'm necessarily doing it.

Not knowing life, how can we know death? Why talk of spirits when you do not understand men?

When you have a different name, people just kind of take the liberty to spell it how they want.

I was walking down the street, and I found a man's hand in my pocket. I asked, "What do you want?" "A match" "Why didn't you ask me?" "I don't talk to strangers."

You can't tell them anything, but hopefully they will learn from the example and won't have to go through it.

The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession.

Sometimes you do have to bank on yourself. You do have to believe in your ideas enough to really get out there and fight for it despite what people think of some young kids from the hood.