The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST.

Faith is the soul riding at anchor.

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am.

The big stars I felt a kinship with were never the romantic leads. It wasn't Steve McQueen or Robert Redford - it was people like Walter Matthau and Anthony Quinn. My big hero was Tommy Cooper.

The first virtue of all really great men is that they are sincere. They eradicate hypocrisy from their hearts.

Any man who does not accept the conditions of life sells his soul.

I didn't want to make it a lifetime thing. I don't believe in statutory term limits, but people can limit themselves if they want to, and that's what I decided to do.

Scum of the Earth as some may be in their daily lives, they can all be saints in emergencies.

Don't put your confidence in big names When they die and return to the dirt they can't do anything for you.

I don't see how he can ever finish, if he doesn't begin.

Take the road less travelled.