The universe doesn't decide what's right or not right. You do.

When in doubt, ingest carbs.

I wanted to talk to someone. But who? It’s moments like this, when you need someone the most, that your world seems smallest.

I can be a badass DJ when I want, but I am also an insufferable music snob.

It's bullshit to think of friendship and romance as being different. They're not. They're just variations of the same love. Variations of the same desire to be close.

I want to believe there is a somebody out there for me. I want to believe that I exist to be there for that somebody.

The reward is in the risk.

The handwriting was a girl’s. I mean, you can tell. That enchanted cursive.

Wherever I went, I was on the wrong end of the stampede.

Dumped doesn't even begin to describe it. If you're going to use a trash metaphor, incinerated is more like it.

One of the failures of cellular communication is that tiredness often comes across as sadness.

You must not give up in the middle of the journey. May you have grace to travel onward.

I make funny videos of me playing video games, and I share those moments.

The greatest wisdom is to realize one's lack of it.

When you realize that every stressful moment you experience is a gift that points you to your own freedom, life becomes very kind.

Being strong does not mean that you never fall down, but that whenever you fall, you get up again.

The key to more success is coco butter.

Sales is an experiment - there's no right or wrong, just varying degrees of effectiveness. Our job is to constantly seek ways we can increase our effectiveness.

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

The Smithsonian Institute is one of the most popular agencies of government in the United States.

I'm like this wiry freak they pulled out of a bar two months ago and said, 'Let's throw it on the wall and see if it sticks.'