The universe was a vast machine yesterday, it is a hologram today. Who knows what intellectual rattle we'll be shaking tomorrow.

Insanity - a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

We are all in a post-hypnotic trance induced in early infancy.

Women receive he insults of men with tolerance, having been bitten in the nipple by their toothless gums.

Do not adjust your mind, the fault is in reality.

We have to realize that we are as deeply afraid to live and to love as we are to die.

Pain in this life is not avoidable, but the pain we create avoiding pain is avoidable.

Madness need not be all breakdown. It may also be break-through.

Whether life is worth living depends on whether there is love in life.

Freud was a hero. He descended to the Underworld and met there stark terrors. He carried with him his theory as a Medusa's head which turned these terrors to stone.

It's crazy. My life has been full of fun and adventure. but i love meeting people who make me feel like I've done nothing.

So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black t-shirts?

I still don't believe I won the U.S. Open. It's so far-fetched for me.

I may not remember my name or what country I live in, but you and that pie is something I will never forget.

Our problem is civil obedience

Birth, death, and suffering all bring us to the very edge of what our minds can understand.

I don't finish every story, but I probably write and send out three out of five of them.

There is extreme poverty in Appalachia, where I was, and increasingly poverty is not just an urban thing.

We must reconcile ourselves to a season of failures and fragments.