The vast majority of all consequences, especially in 21st century America, are completely meaningless bullshit.

I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.

The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.

Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people.

The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them

You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.

I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.

I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.

The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more I thought I knew, the less I actually knew.

The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.

It's a funny things about human nature. Nobody ever wonders why they've got a healthy brother or a perfect kiddie. Anything goes wrong, though, we soon start why, oh why...

I guess, like some guy once said, if triangles invented a god, the chances are high it would have three sides.

The greatest truth is honesty, and the greatest falsehood is dishonesty.

Vision, the hallmark of leadership, is less a derivative of spreadsheets and more a product of the mind called imagination.

Mad is the man who is forever gritting his teeth against that granite block, complete and changeless, of the past.

You can't start taking away benefits if people don't have any opportunities.

When a warrior goes down, you pick up his shield and go play in honor of him.

Bilingualism opens doors and provides opportunity to our children so they can shine and become successful in a labor market that is increasingly competitive and globalized.

To succeed in business you need to be original, but you also need to understand what your customers want.

We live only to dance. If living were not an essential prerequisite, we would abstain.