The vice-president's tongue is several time zones ahead of his brain.

That's the beauty of argument, if you argue correctly, you're never wrong.

How many times had those awful words - "I know what I'm doing" - been uttered throughout history as prelude to disaster?

The best advice on writing I've ever received was from William Zinsser: 'Be grateful for every word you can cut.'

E-mails are the new herpes: You never get rid of them.

Christopher Hitchens is the greatest living essayist in the English language.

Nothing raises the national temperature more than a VACANCY sign hanging from the colonnaded front of the Supreme Court.

Who needs evidence when you've got the Internet?

Oil they would buy from anyone. From Satan.

I think that every man is afraid of his wife.

I'm a Republican, but I find Nancy Pelosi very attractive. She hasn't done a single thing as congressman or Speaker of the House that has turned me on, but I find her quite okay.

So, am I too, like all other humans, just a rogue? Sure! Just a notch less than those rascals wearing godly robes.

Consistency also teaches us that some things do not change, though we may wish they would. Not everything bends to our personal preferences.

I used up most of my passions and energies during the years I've mentioned, and though I don't talk much about it, the chief thing I've asked from the world since then is to leave me alone.

If you don't have anything nice to say just shut up!

You should always leverage performance and potential, look at the overall success of the company for the long run.

People don't want to see women doing things they don't think women should do.

I've met a few people in my time who were enthusiastic about hard work. And it was just my luck that all of them happened to be men I was working for at the time.

Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq

I made a living being a background singer for years.

It's not the most intellectual job in the world, but I do have to know the letters.