The voice of reason is inaudible to irrational people.

To have meaning, our lives require both passion and purpose. A life without passion is like a furnace without fuel, and without purpose, like a ship without a rudder.

Never let the worst of you get the best of you.

Sometimes I wonder which is worse - confrontational people who are afraid of caring or caring people who are afraid of confrontation.

It is one of history's greatest ironies that, over the centuries, the pursuit of pleasure has resulted in more pain than enjoyment.

Adolescence is a kind of slavery cleverly disguised as freedom.

When all things are considered, happiness is a better indicator of success than success has ever been of happiness.

Even though it runs counter to popular belief, Life's critical decisions are usually made in the heart and only later ratified by the brain.

The secret of a successful relationship is avoiding the unforgivable and forgiving the unavoidable.

Throughout history, most of the wrongs of the world have resulted from people absolutely sure they were in the right.

If only people fought undeserved praise as much as they do unfair criticism.

Synchronicity: A meaningful coincidence of two or more events where something other than the probability of chance is involved.

And still I wander, seeking compensation in unforseen encounters and unexpected sights, in sunsets, storms and passing fancies.

You have two categories of Shoes, Shoes which are dressing a woman or Shoes which are undressing a Woman

I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it over to the government in taxes to keep it going.

The notion that artists flourish upon adversity and misunderstanding, that they are able to function to the utmost in an atmosphere of indifference or hostility - this notion is nine-tenths nonsense.

Theory is splendid but until put into practice, it is valueless.

There is no marriage, yet, for human beings and animals. I never thought that I would fall in love like this with a cat.

I'm not saying I'm number 1, oh sorry I lied.. I'm number 1,2,3,4 and 5

I'm pretty good with languages.

Cunning is strength withheld.