The void created by the failure to communicate is soon filled with poison, drivel and misrepresentation.

Delay is the deadliest form of denial.

The man who is denied the opportunity of taking decisions of importance begins to regard as important the decisions he is allowed to take.

The Law of Triviality... briefly stated, it means that the time spent on any item of the agenda will be in inverse proportion to the sum involved.

Expenditure rises to meet income.

Administrators make work for each other so that they can multiply the number of their subordinates and enhance their prestige.

The vacuum created by a failure to communicate will quickly be filled with rumor, misrepresentations, drivel, and poison.

Parkinson's First Law: Work expands to fill the time available.

Perfection of planned layout is achieved only by institutions on the point of collapse.

Parkinson's Fourth Law: The number of people in any working group tends to increase regardless of the amount of work to be done.

When any organizational entity expands beyond 21 members, the real power will be in some smaller body.

The time has come, that man should change his ideas to respect the woman and woman should her to trust the man. Now social interactions need a better way to grow up.

I conceive that the right way to write a story for boys is to write so that it will not only interest boys but strongly interest any man who has ever been a boy. That immensely enlarges the audience.

At the end of a dinner at my house, my kitchen sink is filled with dishes and there's nothing pretty about the garbage.

Fondle the woman in your life once for every thousand times you play with your private parts. That should be just about right.

The way to judge a good hand is that the fingers are the same size at the tip as where they come out of the hand itself.

My grandma passed away at 98 1/2 and I want to live to 100. I want to be able to do what I can do even at 100.

Oh, one soon makes friends with invalids; and I need so much to have someone to live for.

I was surrounded by phonies...They were coming in the goddam window.

We're living in a world where [Judy Blume] books were ever banned, and now like "Fifty Shades of Grey" is being read in high schools. Like it's just a wild.

The march to freedom is irreversible.