The voter is basically dumb and lazy. The reason I became a Democratic operative instead of a Republican was because there were more Democrats that didn’t have a clue than there were Republicans.

Republicans want smaller government for the same reason crooks want fewer cops; it's easier to get away with murder.

Drag a $100 bill through a trailer camp and there's no telling what you will find.

If Hillary gave up one of her balls and gave it to Obama, he'd have two.

Don't get mad. Don't get even. Just get elected, then get even.

Winning an argument with your wife is like winning the war with Iraq. Once you win, you're in even more trouble.

Never underestimate people.

Washington is a dirty diaper. It's time for a change.

If you say three things, you don't say anything.

When the facts change, you change your mind. I know that is a hard concept for people to get sometimes.

Sometimes a mind is like a mouth: you just got to shut it.

The trick to having good ideas is not to sit around in glorious isolation and try to think big thoughts. The trick is to get more parts on the table.

You make yourself happy while talking to someone. You will cease to talk when you lose the desire to impress that person.

Indeed, organizing atheists has been compared to herding cats, because they tend to think independently and will not conform to authority.

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money.

Soul of the age! The applause! delight! The wonder of our stage!

We need to fix our legal immigration system.

There's a lot of optimism in changing scenery, in seeing what's down the road.

God's presence is not just Light, and Life, but Love. And Love invites, but does not compel.

Lying to a committee is a very grave abuse, and there ought to be a clear punishment.

I have no better way of knowing if a man is for God than if he likes to say the Hail Mary and the Rosary.