The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

When you are loving, kind, and true everyone will find astonishing beauty within you.

Fear of our own depths is the enemy.

Amazing things can happen when the family of God bands together.

Everything needs love… and everything you do or don’t do is a reflection of how you love you!

Love's the sonstood stammering elocutionwhile the poor ship in flames went down

I watch Letterman. Once in a while, on the odd night, I'll catch the Food Network and watch 'Ace of Cakes, ' which I'm kind of obsessed with.

Citibank had nothing to do with getting reelected.

People who know me well, call me Elizabeth. I dislike Liz.

When we are out of sympathy with the young, then I think our work in this world is over

Why are there no "during" pictures?