The waist is a terrible thing to mind.

A smile is a facelift that's in everyone's price range!

I try not to worry about the future - so I take each day just one anxiety attack at a time.

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose.

About the only time losing is more fun than winning is when you're fighting temptation.

What this country needs is a credit card for charging things to experience.

I wouldn't mind the rat race - if the rats would lose once in a while.

If you spend all of your time racing ahead to the future, you're liable to discover you've left a great present behind.

Your medical tests are in. You're short fat and bald.

Happiness doesn't depend on how much you have to enjoy, but how much you enjoy what you have.

In general, sharing and using things decreases their value. However, knowledge increases by implementation and especially by sharing among people.

Patience is the gift of possibility. Time is merely an illusion. People lack patience, which is why time becomes their enemy.

When the mind is full of worldly desires, it is their very nature to confuse the mind. Withdraw the mind from outer things and turn it inwards.

One of the great aspects about [Barack Obama] is who he is as a human.

But if you're looking to be spooked by really tall trees then you've got to go to Washington State.

It would drive me crazy to be a guest in my own house.

Open to others as you would like them to open to you.

I generally have an idea where I want to go, but I don't know how I'm going to get there.

Reality is in the business of killing off fiction.