The waiters in France could all be senators in the US.

James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing - is there anything you can do?

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

Justin's fan are called Beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards.

I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but she needs a new Walker more than the 'Fast and Furious' franchise.

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.

College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.

If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.

Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?

If you want to know the secret of life, learn with enthusiasm and love with all of your heart.

Look in the mirror and be sure you're living out the person you see and not a shadow.

Look for the person everyone hates, and love them.

I love New York, even though it isn't mine, the way something has to be, a tree or a street or a house, something, anyway, that belongs to me because I belong to it.

Conflict exists only when there are two opposing things: fear and non-fear, violence and non-violence.

Preach the gospel, die and be forgotten.

The universe conspires to help the dreamer

We can more easily endure that which shames than that which vexes us.

I try not so much to create new characters and worlds but to create new game-play experiences.

Setting themselves against reason, as often as reason is against them.