The water is clearer than the air, and the air is the air that angels breathe.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

I find it sad that by not talking about who I sleep with, that makes me mysterious. There was a time when I would have been called a gentleman.

I feel like I'm so normal. So normal it's boring.

I don't have any experience with film schools. I suspect that they're useless, because I've had experience with drama schools, and have found them to be useless.

For many sportsmen, coming face to face with irrefutable evidence of their mortality is the moment they dread above all others.

No one ever erected a statue of a critic.

I hope we'll get lucky enough to grow old together.

They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.

It's my job to spread deviance to the American youth.

It's important. One of the principles in the United States is civilian control of the military.

Indecision may or may not be our biggest problem.