The way I figure it, if you can't tell I'm high by looking at me, I win.

It seems people are more willing to let other people control their minds now and recreational drug use doesn't seem to have that same renegade sense of adventure that it once did.

I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me.

Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication.

That’s the big challenge of life—to chisel disappointment into wisdom so people respect you and you don’t annoy your friends with your whining.

Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'.

You can't avoid pain in life. It's how you handle pain, that's what defines you.

In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.

Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'

We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice.

Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain.

We have a hostage to pay ransom for in the morning so we can use him as ransom when we meet other kidnappers in the afternoon.

Tall men are the most romantically successful group on earth, bar none: more successful than rich people, accomplished people and educated people.

It isn't important to come out on top what matters is to be the one who comes out alive.

Hope is the belief we might get it done, and faith is the knowledge we will get it done.

Love is the secret password to every soul.

I played for the best coach who ever lived, Henry Iba. I wasn't intimidated by Adolph Rupp.

Don't be in a hurry to change during the season.

After having children, life becomes about living beyond yourself; about being bigger and better.

I have created a new universe from nothing.

You must try to forget all you have learned,” said the old man. “You must begin to dream. From this time on you must shut your ears to the roaring of the voices.