The way I look at it, I'm a guy who acts to live.

As a matter of fact, I am an uncle. I have nine nephews and nieces. I'm not sure if they think I'm all that quick with a quip. But I'm quick with a spank.

I don't have a lot of downtime.

I earned a black belt when I was in high school. And I did a lot of boxing and full contact karate in college.

You go into any doughnut shop and look at three cops having coffee, I guarantee I look like one of them.

I never had a month or so go by where I haven't had a job, but you always worry that someone will turn off the tap.

You know, I'm from the Midwest, man - that shapes my personality much more than having gone to Harvard.

Look, we're in the time of the anti-hero.

When I was in college I did a lot of comedy.

If you force yourself to smile, within a couple minutes, you feel happy.

I never had trouble getting an agent. I went out and got my first couple roles, and literally within six months I never had to have another job other than acting.

Those that can be troubled to muse upon the meaning of life are general disappointed when they figure it out.

My body really, really wanted to reproduce when I was 15. It took a lot of civilization, socialization, willpower and some emulsion polymerization technology for me not to reproduce at 15.

You need to have a relationship with what you put inside you. I don't want to get all spiritual about this, but I believe our bodies are a gift, and to deface it is disrespectful.

I do all this alone, everything I achieve, I achieve alone, because it's my head I'm locked into, and I share this space with nobody but myself.

What you guys want, I'm for.

There is something wrong with you if you don't get angry about something.

I have always thought the suicide should bump off at least one swine before taking off for parts unknown.

If you know nothing, be pleased to know nothing.

The sciences are found, like Hercules's oxen, by tracing them backward; and old sciences are unravelled like old stockings, by beginning at the foot.

All we know about the new economic world is that nations which train engineers will prevail over those which train lawyers. No nation has ever sued its way to greatness.