The way I read Billy Carter's testimony, he was a model citizen himself until the voters went and ruined his life by making his brother President.

I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.

Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease.

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

Perhaps we've time to have a look at the Number Thirty-One bus queue before we turn in.

I'm in favor of liberalizing immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I'd let just about everybody in except the English.

Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work.

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions.

I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

What's happiness for a reader? Be pleasantly surprised by a book from which he expected nothing.

An escape can become escapism before we even know it. Books are wonderful things, but you can't live in someone else's story. You have to live your own story.

You lift your head, you’re on your way, but really just to be walking, to be out of doors. That’s it, that’s all, and you’re there. Outdoors is our element: the exact sensation of living there.

Yesterday says, “Forget me, but learn from me.” Today says, “Embrace me, yet utilize me.”Tomorrow says, “Anticipate me, then prepare for me.

Your value is based on how much and how deeply you can love others without any expectations of a return.

I was obsessed with clowns. My dad had to get rid of them. I thought there were clowns under my bed for years.

From the beginning, this culture - civilization - has been a culture of occupation.

Without labor there is neither wealth, nor comfort, nor progress.

Youd be surprised how inspired youll be when you go into a different store than the one you normally go to for gifts.

I played a lot of other sports at school and just one day the golf bug bit me and I started playing serious golf from when I was ten years old.