The way I would live my life is: never do something in real life that I would not want to write about in my Autobiography.

The greatness of a culture can be found in its festivals

Never indulge in people who follow a negative path because they will take you with them on the road of ruin. Show them the way to positivism even if there's a risk of losing their friendship.

Progress of mankind is the decadence of humanity.

No human is more intelligent than the other...just more adept at certain areas of intelligence.

There cannot be Ups in a roller-coaster ride unless there are Downs.

Marriage is like a table with four legs - the couple, the children, the parents and the in-laws. Break any of these and the marriage crashes to the floor

Life is the inside of a box, and we can't open it.

Your eyes are windows to your dreams; Your ears are windows to your mind; You nose is the door to your heart - you can win over any man with just your smell.

I've found that people with flexible ears are the least rigid in life. Best way to find yourself a perfect partner may be as easy as squeezing their ears.

Being a good human being is very easy: Be a good son, a good husband, a good parent and a good citizen.

Life is wasted on the living.

People do incredibly stupid things when they are frightened

Gravity hurts.

To me one man is worth ten thousand if he is first-rate.

If sacred places are spared the ravages of war... then make all places sacred. And if the holy people are to be kept harmless from war... then make all people holy.

It seems to be a rule of wisdom never to rely on memory alone.

I hereby resolve to kill every vampire in America.

In the beginning was the thing. And one thing led to another.

Disneyland is a work of love.

If't be summer news, Smile to't before; if winterly, thou need'st But keep that count'nance still.