The way it is now, the asylums can hold the sane people, but if we tried to shut up the insane we should run out of building materials.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

This is what you know about someone you have to hate: he charges you with his crime and castigates himself in you.

and rain will fall on our eaves.

all nothing's only our hugest home; the most who die, the more we live

I am trying to do two things: dare to be a radical and not a fool, which is a matter of no small difficulty.

Singing shows are fun. Every viewer has their own opinion. We all know whether we think a voice sounds good or not. There's a play-along element. All these shows can be supported.

You know a lot, but you don't know everything.

When a record co. finds a guy now, they want to own everything. They want to own the rights to market that person's particular name. They want a piece of the action all the way through.

I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating.

Changing the world takes more than everything any one person knows, but not more than we know together.

Demand me nothing: what you know, you know.