The way liberals are interpreting the First Amendment today is that it prevents anyone who is religious from being in government.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Your life is your choice, so make it worthwhile

Picking five favorite books is like picking the five body parts you'd most like not to lose.

Any Federal official, who engages in employment discrimination, lacks the moral integrity to evenhandedly enforce our Nation’s laws or manage Federal programs.

We meet a lot of people, we drink lots of stuff and have lots of fun

I wanna sing about something that's sexy and edgy.

Depression is a side effect of dying. (Almost everything is, really).

If you love language, it will love you back.

Recognition should come to the reporter who uncovers public cheating or proves a convicted man innocent.

Started using Google+ while I was living in space.

You can change the world. Please don't do that, OK? Some of us like the way things are going now.