The way people behave towards each other is a measure of their value as human beings.

Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.

The rule is: don’t use commas like a stupid person. I mean it.

If you still persist in writing, "Good food at it's best", you deserve to be struck by lightning, hacked up on the spot and buried in an unmarked grave.

The reason to stand up for punctuation is that without it there is no reliable way of communicating meaning.

Punctuation marks are the traffic signals of language: they tell us to slow down, notice this, take a detour, and stop.

There are people who embrace the Oxford comma and those who don't, and I'll just say this: never get between these people when drink has been taken.

Proper punctuation is both the sign and the cause of clear thinking.

Old radio comedy makes me laugh, as well as 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue' and comedians like Paul Merton.

Texting is a fundamentally sneaky form of communication, which we should despise, but it is such a boon we don't care. We are all sneaks now.

Texting is a supremely secretive medium of communication - it's like passing a note - and this means we should be very careful what we use it for.

Heaven is not a republic.

Robin McKinley's 'The Blue Sword' was a defining book of my teen years, and I'd love to have more books like that in the world.

Life is short ... so why waste it doing something dumb?

The English invented cricket to make other human endeavors look interesting.

I feel like I'm more of a physical actor than a voice actor.

If you desire to be good, begin by believing that you are wicked.

God is nearer to you than any thought or feeling of yours... Do not be afraid.

The sky is filled with stars, invisible by day.

Working with Dario [Argento] was a lot of fun. He's a larger-than-life character, and with an Italian accent.

There's no trust, No faith, no honesty in men; all perjured, All forsworn, all naught, all dissemblers.