The way sadness works is one of the strangest riddles of the world.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Don't go out of your way to correct a false assumption if it plays to your advantage.

I slip away into the night, I won't have much to take. Only the story of this life, with you, I leave behind

Love means touching someone's soul may or may not be body

We spend more time asking what would Jesus do instead of what did Jesus do.

Don't wish it were easier, wish you were better. Don't wish for fewer problems, wish for more skills. Don't wish for less challenges, wish for more wisdom.

This world ye speak of, Akira, is built upon survival. The strong conquer and live, while the weak crumble and die.

My definition of winning at squash is playing and surviving, and I've never lost a match.

But now, as throughout history, financial capacity and political perspicacity are inversely correlated.

The Bible says that God puts government on earth to punish evildoers. Not good-doers. Evildoers.

Nobody stands taller than those willing to stand corrected.