The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.

I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

How agonized we are by how people die. How unconcerned we are by how they live.

I experience the grace of greater power.

Women are prevented by the threat and reality of male violence from entering public space on equal terms with male citizens.

The judicial branch has, in its finest hours, stood firmly on the side of individuals against those who would trample their rights.

Catherine! Get out of my way. I need to have a word with that thing." Since she usually called Bones "filthy animal", I assumed "thing" meant Ian.

Children internalize their parents' unhappiness. Fortunately, they absorb our contentment just as readily.

There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women.

The main reason nerds are unpopular is that they have other things to think about.

Around the time I turned 30, I wanted to publish a novel

Christ’s humanity occasions our divinity