The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.

Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.

Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.

A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.

Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.

God created all things. It's men who decide which ones are mistakes.

If you are born on this planet, we want to make sure you get the kind of education you actually deserve.

Let wickedness escape as it may at the bar it never fails of doing justice upon itself for every guilty person is his own hangman.

As a teenager I started painting and playing guitar.

Do the steps that you've been shown, by everyone you've ever known, until the dance becomes your very own.

Hollywood was invented by hoodlums from central Europe. And today a Hollywood lawyer is not a hoodlum. He's a bureaucrat.

I believe the relationship you have with your government is not so different to a love relationship.

With all the lines I have to learn for TV scripts, I don't think I have any problems with forgetfulness - that's brain exercise enough for me.

I stood in this unsheltered place, 'til I could see the face behind the face.

As an actor, you can't say, "I'm going to try to be cool at all cost when I do this," because that's the opposite of what you need to do as an actor.