The way to test a man's sincerity is to serve him a bad cup of coffee. If he doesn't comment, he is not to be trusted.

Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.

To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality

A library card is the start of a lifelong adventure.

Dogs have their day but cats have 365.

No one ever owns a cat...you share a common habitation on a basis of equal rights and mutual respects...although somehow the cat always comes out ahead of the deal.

...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!

At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating; and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,' as if it were their idea.

Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

When you don't know what to do with yourself, do something for someone else.

Cats have a contempt of speech. Why should they talk when they can communicate without words?

Maybe it was me, " Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?

It's hard to be wrongfully accused, but it's worse when the people looking down on you are clods who have never read a book or traveled more than twenty miles from the place they were born.

I don't kick dressing room doors, or the cat - or even journalists

No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.

To remain alone did not seem to me a terrible fate, no worse than being falsely joined to another person.

Time is, as you are probably aware, merely a convenient fiction. There is no such thing as time.

My father has said a hundred times, and I have paid attention, that it's stupid to let money be the reason you don't do something.

In our modern world we have seen inaugurated the reign of a dull bourgeois rationalism, which finds some inadequate reason for all things in heaven and earth and makes a god of its own infallibility.

There was no solution, save that universal solution which life gives to all questions, even the most complex and insolvable: One must live in the needs of the day--that is, forget oneself.

Natural man’s sin is precisely this: He wants the benefits of God without God Himself.