The way towards simplicity is through outrage.

We're all mad, the whole damned race. We're wrapped in illusions, delusions, confusions about the penetrability of partitions, we're all mad and in solitary confinement.

Heaven lies around us in our infancy.

History is the nothing people write about a nothing.

You don't even care enough about us to hate us, do you?

If someone doesn't like what you bring to the table in a relationship, let them eat alone.

Personal finances are like people’s personal health, crucial and tragic to the sufferer but tedious to the listener.

There is nothing so fatal to character as half finished tasks.

If I had a bookstore I would make all the mystery novels hard to find.

Time erases both the best and the worst of us.

If you're dirty, what in this world isn't?!

I am willing to release the need to be unworthy. I am worthy of the very best in life, and I now lovingly allow myself to accept it

Compassion doesn't weaken leadership, it makes it stronger.

Remember: Rewards come in action, not in discussion.

Fat paunches have lean pates, and dainty bits Make rich the ribs, but backrout quite the wits.