The way you make money is to do something you don't like to do. And that's how you know you're a virtuous person.

Once you use a toothbrush to clean a pencil sharpener, you should no longer use it to clean your teeth.

Just because something makes you smile or laugh ... doesn't mean it's a joke.

I don't even drink Coke. It tastes like robot sweat.

I like to do things that are new, where I feel the sense of discovery.

I wanted to get paid to sharpen pencils originally just because I thought it would be fun.

I felt really conflicted about making money off stuff that's creatively satisfying.

Everyone has pencils in their house, no matter how hip and contemporary they are.

It would be amazing to tell my grandchildren, like, 'Yeah, I was paid to sharpen 1,000 pencils.'

The type of pop culture that is honestly very moving and powerful to me is [when artists] do their homework. They make it real.

I'd always been really intimidated by prose writing.

Savor every little bit of life and spin your own wonderfully beautiful web.

We have no need of God to create guilt or to punish. Our fellow men are enough, with our help.

The process of discovering your greatest self is of refinement, not adding. The best way to reconnect with your freedom is to look at the rules you have that govern and hinder it.

I don't do faddy diets any more. I once did a no-carbs diet a few years ago but it made me depressed. I couldn't be doing with that!

Smart people duck when they hear the dread announcement 'I'm going to be perfectly honest with you.

The moral turpitude of the boys of today appears to center in their failure to concentrate on any particular objective long enough to obtain their maximum results.

If possible, try to talk good about others, always. By telling good about another person, you will help yourself and another person.

A suspicious mind always looks on the black side of things.

The Romans brought devestation, but they called it peace.

About 65 percent of Republicans believe that Donald Trump is not the best candidate to go head to head with Hillary Clinton.