The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.

It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience makes you very happy and contented; but a full stomach does the business quite as well, and is cheaper, and more easily obtained.

A good woman's arms round a man's neck is a lifebelt thrown out to him from heaven.

Opportunities flit by while we sit regretting the chances we have lost, and the happiness that comes to us we heed not, because of the happiness that is gone.

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.

They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.

What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.

It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.

If there is one person I do despise more than another, it is the man who does not think exactly the same on all topics as I do.

You shall love your crooked neighbour, with your crooked heart.

Earth is a flower and it's pollinating.

Initiation means the Journey Inwards: nothing is changed or can be changed; but all is trulier understood with every step.

I'm certainly not going to put my life on hold for him.

What gets left out is the narrative between the bullets, which would tell us who's going to do what and how we're going to achieve the generic goals on the list.

I think in every character there are aspects of yourself that you bring to it. But then it would be really boring to just play yourself.

I'm so high, it's so lonely up here

Having one of your like dumb sort of stream of consciousness tweets used against you on a right wing website is the ultimate compliment.

I stand on the corner, pretending I am a tree.

Men of high learning and abilities are few in every country; and by taking in those who are not so, the able part of the body have their hands tied by the unable.