The weirdest thing in the world is to see some guy who is just super earnest.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

You can change yourself

Conflict and character are the heart of good fiction, and good mystery has both of those in spades.

And she is remembering the words I put in her head...."You is kind, " she say, "you is smart. You is important.

The beauty to which the Dance ought to aspire

I'm a Brewers fan. I was born in Milwaukee, so I'm all Wisconsin teams all day.

I have one of the great temperaments.

I think most of the work of songwriting is thinking of great phrases - I'm addicted, always on the hunt for a really great phrase.

Fonda and Gary Cooper had the best sense of timing of all the actors I knew.

We have a lot of options. America is a great country.

The seat of knowledge is in the head; of wisdom, in the heart. We are sure to judge wrong, if we do not feel right.