The white man is not indigenous to Africa. Africa is for Africans. Zimbabwe is for Zimbabweans.

Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real

South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner

Dont fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you cant get one, come to Mugabe for assistance.

The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.

I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once.

If you take men and lock them in a house for five years and tell them to come up with two children and they fail to do that, then we will chop off their heads.

Don't drink at all, don't smoke, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit.

Only God who appointed me will remove me.

What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.

We have said we will never collapse, never ever. We may have our droughts, our poverty, but as a people we shall never collapse, never ever.

Whoever is content, shall be cheerful.

There can be no belief if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.

Religious politics is the bent of those who push "The Myth of the Christian Nation" or "Muslim Supremicism" everywhere! ~ © gfp '42™

We do not need international help to stop corruption, we need strong Louisiana Leadership.

An empty bus hurtles through the starry night Perhaps the driver is singing and happy because he sings.

People mistake their limitations for high standards.

Poetry is often generations in advance of the thought of its time.

I think that training is the key, definitely, and I devoted my life to it.

Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.

No man is truly great who is great only in his lifetime. The test of greatness is the page of history.