The whole idea of the first female president is not nearly as momentous or exciting as the first African-American.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

When you ask women what's the one thing they wish they had more of, they always say time.

Everything is held together with stories. That is all that is holding us together, stories and compassion.

When you write things down, you commit to doing them. If you simply tell me what you want to do, there is really no commitment to getting it done.

Isnt it lovely to know that even the great Sherlock Holmes, the quirky and genius Sherlock Holmes, is vulnerable to love as we all are?

The how thinker gets problems solved effectively because he wastes no time with futile ifs but goes right to work on the creative how.

Goliath's mother, who said to Goliath, Stop running around with David! You're always coming home stoned! Never got a dinner!

The most touching thing that anyone can say to me is that I have done something beautiful for the community.

I am dumbfounded that there hasn't been a crackdown with the libel and slander laws on some of these would-be writers and reporters on the Internet.

You can tell a lot just by looking at it.