The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

Orion nodded, then asked, “Dwarf cheese?”“Cheese made by dwarfs.”“Oh, ” said Orion, relieved. “They make it. It’s not actually . . .”“No. What a horrible thought.”“Exactly.

Life goes on just like summer goes to rain. But remember there will always be a rainbow after the rain. Always.

The longer we work on the show, the more the writers just start surprising you.

I really believe that fashion, and dressing up, is a great way for guys to express and interact with their creativity.

It is beautiful, the world, and life itself. I am glad I have lived.

I think normalization is a good thing.

There is a dark side. I tend not to be as optimistic as Mary Richards. I have an anger in me that I carry from my childhood experiences - I expect a lot of myself and I'm not too kind to myself.

I thought of breaking down the door, but there's nothing left to say. That Chevy four by four says it all, sitting in my place.

Treat everyone with love and respect because they are your brother or your sister.

Gun stripping is the tea ceremony of America.