The whole world has changed, so you just stay current with the world. There's nothing different in my language of how I say things.

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!

When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.

If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone.

Little Boy Blue... he needed the money!

I always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance.

I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.

I'll always push myself because that's the journey of life. We do go through things. Some of it's incredibly great and some of it's really bad.

Even as a stage performer, I have my garb which is leather jackets and black jeans to make me feel a certain way. The wardrobe is really important to feeling the character you're playing.

I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really.

If Lady Gaga didn't put on all those outfits, she probably wouldn't have made it in show business. She put a show behind her voice.

Good writing is remembering detail. Most people want to forget. Don't forget things that were painful or embarrassing or silly. Turn them into a story that tells the truth.

Politics is the art of preventing people from busying themselves with what is their own business.

The sky is the limit. You never have the same experience twice.

If you want me in the Hall of Fame put me in because of some contributions that I have made to country music.

They don't want you to win.

Life is a struggle, but not a warfare.

My family and I are heartbroken after hearing the news that more than 100 innocent children and teachers have lost their lives...

I have often seen people uncivil by too much civility, and tiresome in their courtesy.

Some things are hard to let go of.

I like and I love everything that has to do with cinema, writing, directing, editing, creating music, and even acting.