The whole world is our dining room, but be careful: it is also our garbage can

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

They've drummed the miraculous out of you, but you don't want it to be like that. You want the miraculous. You want everything to still be new.

They didn't need the words, if they were willing to be silent long enough to learn to speak without them.

i don't care about the ones who i like anymore but i start caring about ones who really like me

Our hearts and prayers go out to the people in London and in Egypt. We're very concerned about it. We are providing our expertise to aid in the investigation in London.

A lot of athletes have this sort of invincibility: [The jellyfish] should worry about me. I don't worry about them. I'll just swim right through them.

Argument is to me the air I breathe.

Deeds, not words shall speak me.

I really feel like I could do anything if given enough time.

Your own efforts "did not bring it to pass," only God-but rejoice if God found a use for your efforts in His work.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!