The whole world turns upside down in ten years, but you turn upside down with it.

Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile.

Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off.

If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron.

You become uneasy with people in direct proportion to how many lies you have to keep track of in their presence.

Pain shared is pain lessened; joy shared is joy increased. Thus do we refute entropy.

Anger is always - always - fear in disguise.

We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.

Shared joy is increased, shared pain is lessened.

Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.

It's always coldest before the warm.

Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope.

My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well, maybe they're a bit more entertaining.

In this world everything changes except good deeds and bad deeds; these follow you as the shadow follows the body.

Perpetual revolutions in technology can mean the devaluation of fixed capital on an extensive scale.

Sharp and mild, dull and keen, well known and strange, dirty and clean, where both the fool and wise are seen: All this am I, have ever been, - in me dove, snake and swine convene!

To be blessed is to live in gratitude, so that God can fulfill you forever.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Comedy is difficult, especially slapstick. The trick is to have fun while you are performing it.

When you try to do one step forward to attain knowledge about the hidden truths, then do the same time three steps forward to perfect your character.

I came from a very poor family and my main dream in life was to break out of this poverty.