The wind that blows the ship that goes And the lass that loves a sailor.

My roots were in acting. That's all I wanted to be. Even though my father was a radio comedian, it wasn't cool to say, at a young age, 'I want to be a comedian.'

[A vitamin is] a substance you get sick from if you don't eat it.

There are folks who will equivocate. They'll say, 'You know, I'm not a scientist.' Well, I'm not either. But the best scientists in the world know that climate change is happening.

My father wanted to be an actor, dreamed about being an actor, but he gave it up because my mom and his family told him, "You're never going to make it; it's too tough out there."

I am the heterosexual Truman Capote.

Concentrate on your task.

What you wear is how you present yourself to the world, especially today, when human contacts are so quick. Fashion is instant language.

Anyone who thinks small towns are friendlier than big cities lives in a big city.

What are you? An after school special?

I can't give money away to buy listeners. I can't pay listeners off with phones or food stamps or anything. I can't come by my audience by buying it.