The wish to talk to God is absurd. We cannot talk to one we cannot comprehend — and we cannot comprehend God; we can only believe in Him.

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life

It is beyond a doubt that all our knowledge begins with experience.

Rules for Happiness: something to do, someone to love, something to hope for.

We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.

Two things fill the mind with ever new and increasing admiration and awe, the oftener and more steadily we reflect on them: the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me.

Always recognize that human individuals are ends, and do not use them as means to your end.

Three things tell a man: his eyes, his friends and his favorite quotes

You only know me as you see me, not as I actually am

The greatest human quest is to know what one must do in order to become a human being.

All our knowledge begins with the senses, proceeds then to the understanding, and ends with reason. There is nothing higher than reason.

Without patience, magic would be undiscovered - in rushing everything, we would never hear its whisper inside.

Kindness is the greatest gift for the humanity. Nothing is more important than to be kind to each other.

I'm not a wannabe. I'm who I wannabe.

The things that one most wants to do are the things that are probably most worth doing.

This was something I always dreamed and wanted to be part of, when women's wrestling was freakin' cool, and now it is.

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.

I have younger kids, and I adopted them late in life. They don't know these people [from Annie Hall] at all.

I was a halfway-decent-looking English boy who looked nice in a drawing-room standing by a piano.

From my perspective, we as a nation need to make policy a priority and drive the politics as a result of good policy.

I don't regard Jews as a class. I regard them as a privileged misfortune.