The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself.

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.

There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.

But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep?

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

Time is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

Little Red Riding Hood was stalked

Government is there to do only what the private sector won’t, can’t, or shouldn’t do.

Do you ask enough questions? Or do you settle for what you know?

True friendship is self-love at second hand.

Some people survived the neolithic age by being brave, others by being cowardly and smart.

There is a massive call for more lightworkers, and now is our time to rise up and bring more positivity to the world.

I just want to be known for what I do, not who I know.

Most of you didn't think that helping people share books would be a subversive act...Yet the fact is that you have chosen a profession that has become radical.

Don't let anyone make you feel that you don't deserve the good things that happen in your life

I would like to restore your right to drink raw milk anytime you like.